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[–] radix@lemmy.world 179 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It helps when everywhere in that mile radius (and more) is considered walking distance in much of Europe, but Americans would rather drive.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 162 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I fucking promise you we don't prefer to drive, it's the only option we have. Our government fucked us

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Facts. One time we were talking about how cool it would be to live really close to a mall as a kid.

Then we realized that our local mall has no pedestrian crossings or even sidewalks, so you'd still have to get adults to drive you even if you were across the street. Or play frogger across several lanes

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Having recently moved to Europe, I occasionally miss the convenience of driving but overall it's so much better.

Just getting to chill on my commute and not have to worry about traffic is so nice.

When it's very cold or rainy it would be nice to drive to the store. I do miss being able to buy a week+ worth of groceries and loading up the trunk

Overall this is still way better.

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[–] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

I mean, yes that's absolutely true, but many Americans really do prefer to drive even short distances. When I lived in North Carolina people regularly drove to the other side of the parking lot to eat, shop at different stores, meet up with friends, etc. I asked several people why they didn't walk, and every single one said they hated walking and would drive or re-park if it was further than a few seconds walk.

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 135 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I visited europe" goes to the uk

The uk is somehow actually less european than the caucasian countries and kazakhstan which everyone criticizes for pretending to be european.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Is the UK american, or the US British?

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (12 children)

How to start a war with a single question.

Fun related "fact": Shakespeare supposedly sounds more period-accurate in a generic American accent than a modern British accent because the British dramatically changed their accent some time after the US split and the American accent has changed less over the centuries.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 130 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon needs to learn that the UK isn't representative of all of Europe

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Europe does have an obesity crisis, and also nearly half of adults overweight. The UK is bad but not alone and not the highest.

But even then things are still not as bad as the USA. The obesity rate is about 23% in Europe compared to 43% in the US. Russia has an obesity rate of 30% skewing the European rate. For comparison other high European countries are Malta at 33%, Croatia at 31%, Ireland at 29%, Greece at 29%, UK at 27%, Germany at 21%. Lower rates are seen in Italy at 18% and France at 10%, but even those rates are not great - 1 in 10 people are obese and more are overweight.

So OP is right except the US is worse. Over a third of people are obese and many more are overweight - that is shocking even with how bad things are in Europe. It is certainly not projecting.

Edit: sorry the US obesity rate is 43% not 36%. Other figures updates to 2022 figures.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 35 points 1 month ago

You've also got to consider that "obesity" is a single threshold. I've been to the US many times and there are WAY more morbidly obese people in the US, and some who are so fucking huge they would definitely turn heads in the EU.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

And does have an obesity problem!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Notice how anon never mentions seeing any fat people tho...

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[–] gnugit@lemmy.ca 107 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can't rate world cuisine on England

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolute zero is a useful reference point.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Low key amazing comment

[–] blx@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love how the post never mentions the country, but everyone just knows.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They did say fish and chips which is kind of an iconic British food.

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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Hilarious that this is true and yet the US is still somehow fatter.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is a vast difference between eating shitty food once a day while being able to walk everywhere and eating shitty food three meals a day and not walking anywhere.

The US both massively overeats the shitty food and is very sedentary for the most part. A bit contributor is our absolutely terrible work culture that wears people out so much that they seek pleasure from food and entertainment in the few spare hours they have each week because they are constantly advertised to encouraging that behavior.

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[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And yet the number of people obese in the USA is almost double that of the UK.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (10 children)

It’s the corn syrup more than the fried food honestly. The number of people who drink soda all day is wild.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And not just soda. Corn syrup is everywhere. So much of our food is crazy sweet.

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[–] phughes@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The number of people I know in America who "can't" drink just water and have to have some syrup flavored drink instead is astounding. Dude, you're complaining about your weight. Maybe cut back on the sugar for one drink per day.

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[–] Soulg@ani.social 15 points 1 month ago

Walkable areas go a long way

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago (15 children)

They walk more. That's it. That's the secret.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Portion sizes are a factor too!

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can do my weekly shopping without having to get in the car. Because in Europe everything's all mixed together rather than zoned into miles of endless residential, that you have to drive for 25 minutes in order to leave to get to the big shopping mall was it's one million car parking spaces.

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And also didn't replace all the fat in their food with sugar processed from corn.

Fat doesn't turn into fat when you eat it - it turns into sugars, which then turn into fat. Eating sugar just takes one step out of the process and makes your body work less (and therefore burn less calories) turning it into fat.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I lost weight after two weeks in Paris eating like a hedonist king because of all the walking.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can tell this is London. They have some weird streets where every single shop sells the same stuff.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 28 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Fat isn't unhealthy. Excess calories and absence of exercise is not healthy.

Also the U.K. population is unhealthy just like the U.S.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I live in the fattest province in Canada, who is also compared to the rest of the world one of the fatter countries. But going to Tennessee and Texas, man… it’s a different beast down there. Obesity is such an issue that it makes you think something is gravely wrong down there. Idk if it’s the culture or the infrastructure or the food or what but it’s not good.

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[–] saimen@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

Carbs are much worse than fat. So drinking dozens of grams of sugar every day and putting sugar in every food is worse than eating fatty food.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 month ago

Anon, did you look at the people?

[–] Saryn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

We (Europeans) are just more active, including walking / cycling to work every day. Try it and see the difference.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Misspelling of puree (or pureé), most likely referring to the UK's mushy peas,which are ubiquitous in chip shops over there

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[–] 01011@monero.town 13 points 1 month ago

Brits are fat too, they just don't have as many obese people as the States.

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