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YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLES THREE, ERE THE OTHER SIDE YOU SEE! (lemmy.world)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

If you wish to have a pee

You must first solve his riddles three

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WHAT! Is your name?

WHAT! Is your quest?

WHERE! Is my breakfast, Karen? I jumped on your bed an hour ago.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

WHAT is the average air speed velocity of this glass flying off of your nightstand?

[–] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hurry up cat, I need take shit.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What....is you favorite color?

[–] nilaus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Blue..

No Aaahhhh

[–] roon@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Oh no it's the THICC-ler

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Is it not so that thou art new? Thou fared well to find me. But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias? My advice true, forget this! The legend of Artorias art none but a fabrication. Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale. Have thine own respect, go not yonder knocking for nothing, I say!