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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 133 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Look, I happen to know what this is but I really hate posts that just assume everyone knows what they're talking about.

So for everyone else: this is the newly announced Steam Machine, a gaming PC/console that will run SteamOS (Linux) (or any other OS of your choice) and overall looks freaking awesome.

[–] zo0@programming.dev 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 73 points 1 month ago

No. It's the Gabecube!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What’s the setting? Something we should recognize?

[–] Ruthalas 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe that have swapped the Steam Machine in for the Kaaba at Mecca- the Islam holy site. The Kaaba is already a big black cube, so it works well.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For the record it's not just a cube, it has an inside. With furniture and stuff. But looks like that on outside.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 1 month ago

I didn’t know the Steam machine came with furniture, that’s cool!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I just want to say that while it does run SteamOS (arch, btw) by default, Valve has explicitly said that you can run whatever OS you want and they don't care. Which is even cooler IMO.

Though I would probably run SteamOS.

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[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 10 points 1 month ago

The gabe cube

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are doing the Lord's work, son. The LORD's.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
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[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago

All Hail the GabeCube!!!! All Hail the GabeCube!!!!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

"WORSHIP THE HUGE BLACK CUBE!"

"NOO! WORSHIP THE SPHERE, THE SPHERE!"

"INFIDELS! WORSHIP THE DODECAHEDRON, THE ONE TRUE SHAPE!"

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The shoe! Follow the shoe!

[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Excited to see who wins the religious schism in this thread 🍿

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True believers worship the icosahedron.

Don’t believe me? Roll initiative!

[–] Una@europe.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Hexagons are bestagons

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is that semi circle direct access for rich scum?

[–] maniel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

yeah, the golden circle, just like on Taylor Swift concerts;-)

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That was my instant take, yes. It wasn't there before. But now they got a needle's eye for all the camels to pass through.

Or it's an information kiosk! "Ask us anything about the Cube! We also guess your weight for a fee!"

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[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago

Scalpers' pit

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Somebody's gotta mod one with a companion cube shell. The memes won't stop

[–] Ajzak@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I tried opening the link but my screen started smelling like diarrhea. You got mirror?

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Straight to the manufacturer (Dbrand) website:

[–] zzz711@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

https://dbrand.com/shop/limited-edition/companion-cube

I don't know why people share a social media link instead of the actual page.

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Linux Wahhabism is going to be so weird.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago

Down with ~~proprietary~~ haram software!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Regular Wahhabism cuts too many fat checks to Larry Ellison.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally, the year of the Linux desktop

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm kinda interested on the different frontplates and skins people will give their GabeCubes. I saw that valve had a e-ink front panel for development, though, they wouldn't sell it.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Someone is going to make a skin for it that is just GabeN, and honestly I would do that too because it’s funny

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's almost as big as the Xbox360. We can reuse all the all the old memes

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

You mean the Series X?

It’s about the same footprint but much shorter.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can only find a black-and-white waldo

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[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Waiting for the Playstation Pyramid and the XBox Globe

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[–] nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Tomodachi life: All hail the Gabecube... All hail the Gabecube...

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Mashallah Gabe will cook

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

All hail the steamcube!

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