the blood isn't being "lost", just "redirected"
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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NURSE! take off the witches hat .... we have to stop the redirected blood flow!!!
Redirected away from the Person that it belongs to - thus lost
Who’s the girl
Can't find the original original, seems to have been reposted a lot starting a few weeks ago...
Bastard cut out the best part from the framed version.
thigh rule
Oh no, I think it's AI generated. Look how the stone patterned part of the wall doesn't keep a straight line behind her hat. And it's a little blurry to be sure, but her eyes are weird in a very AI image way.
I have a new type
Appropriate priorities
I believe this might be the original source:
"B positive"
"You will make it through this, I'm a great doctor. What's your blood type?"
"B positive"
"you are in a good hospital. Your family is waiting for you but I need to know your blood type"
"beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"
"I'm no longer positive about you surviving..."
Perfection
What?
The doctor asks for our hero's blood type, but they humorously misunderstand and hold up a framed photo of their "type," i.e. their preferred type of romantic partner.
Much appreciated 🙏🏻
Thanks, Peter