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[–] plateee@piefed.social 32 points 23 hours ago

My first thought didn't go to Kubrick.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 143 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think that's the very bottom underneath the drawer. Would never come into contact with items

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, no, that's the dirtiest place of all.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting, it's immaculate in my fridge. Maybe depends on the design?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Mine is covered in dog hair and semen.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Why is the semen loose in the fridge

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Free range.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 31 points 1 day ago

That's where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

Was the fridge bought last week? It's looks way too clean and white to be used fridge.

[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Seriously? How many accounts do you need?

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago

I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I'm the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.

[–] cm0002@europe.pub 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ at least 2

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mellow12@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

Speak for yourself

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 17 points 1 day ago

I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't we all have a little cm0002 in us?

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 16 points 1 day ago

Not until they buy me dinner first

[–] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 11 points 1 day ago

Take your meds.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is the password reset bug fixed yet?

When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account... everytime.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry Dave I can't have milk plus and some ultra V.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.