My first thought didn't go to Kubrick.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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I'm just impressed by how clean that fridge was before they murdered a tiny person in there.
I think that's the very bottom underneath the drawer. Would never come into contact with items
Oh, no, that's the dirtiest place of all.
Interesting, it's immaculate in my fridge. Maybe depends on the design?
Mine is covered in dog hair and semen.
Why is the semen loose in the fridge
Free range.
That's where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.
Was the fridge bought last week? It's looks way too clean and white to be used fridge.
Seriously? How many accounts do you need?
I thought it was frightening enough to imagine there were as much accounts for cm0001, but the horror that paralyzed me was the vision of this person going all through cm0000 to cm9999. At this point, they may stand up and say: I'm the Fediverse. And cm all over our comment threads.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least 2
What's the problem?
I don’t know 21 day old account TommyJohnsFishSpot. Are you cm0002?
We are all cm0002 on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself
Speak for yourself
I am all cm0002 on this blessed day.
Don't we all have a little cm0002 in us?
Not until they buy me dinner first
Take your meds.
Is the password reset bug fixed yet?
When I signed up, if you ever forgot your password then you had to just make a new account... everytime.
I'm sorry Dave I can't have milk plus and some ultra V.
The red, red betrootieru spread across my fridgey-widgey
LOL! NGL, that does look like a still from a Kubrick movie.