There are many documented Octopus escape/returns. But some of these details could be new/exaggerated.
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If i was a multi Billionaire i would dedicate my vast wealth to building an Institute that breeds only the most intelligent octopi with each other.
They don't live so long, so generations go by fast. I bet we could speedrun evolution if we just put our money where our tentacles are.
If you want to read a book about super intelligent cephalopods Children of Ruin the second book of the Children of Time book is interesting.
I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely 'Evil Billionaire' thing to do
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Higher intelligence is a cost in evolution, so it doesn't keep unless neccessary for survival.
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Octopus didn't memorize shit. They saw fish and went to get them. Security guard don't give a fuck about the fish tanks, they were at the gate all night.
Can confirm, have been a guard.
'Rounds' were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it's not my department store.
Can rebut; was also a guard, briefly, first with rounds at a remote pulp mill, and then pit-lamping hobos at a construction site. Raccoons and bears and cougars -- oh my!
Welcome, fellow octopodes enthusiast.
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I would believe it, those fuckers are smart and if they were social creatures I think they would be in competition with humans for the dominant species . This is an opinion of a person not super well versed on octopi so take this with a good size grain of salt.
Their lifespan is an issue. They live around 2 to 3 years before dying.
Also, the act of reproducing kills the mother. Basically starved to death protecting the eggs. No generational knowledge transfer.
Also doesn’t help that they live underwater. Makes it kinda hard to harness the power of fire or electricity. Especially the former was very important for human domination
there are social octopuses, like the larger pacific striped octopus. imo octopuses had 150 million years to rule the planet and they just weren't good enough. skill issue. us humans only had 2-4 million years. i'd say we're doing quite well comparatively.
Maybe their version of "rule the planet" involved mostly just hanging out in their den and thinking interesting thoughts.
Yep they just hang out and do wtf they want to do. They're not going to work and having politics about whose turn it is to make coffee, or why Will should never have got promoted over Kay. Really they're the smarter species
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They ruled the planet for 150 million years and didn’t ruin the environment once ? What are they even doing?
We’re clearly superior, who else could speed run the mass extinction end game?
They ruled the planet for 150 million years and didn’t ruin the environment once ?
That's what Cthulhu wants you to think.
They survived the K-T extiction event or K-Pg event which killed perhaps 75% of species in earth 66 million years ago.
While we are already causing an extinction event which will probably turn out far worse, by causing temperatures to rise to a level higher than in hundreds of millions of years - far outside the range modern life has adapted to. And I am not so sure that we ourselves can survive that in the long run. Humans are incredibly adaptable, that's right. But our food sources are not, not even things like grasses, wheat, or trees, let alone mammals, the great mayority of them (except perhaps algae and mushrooms) are far younger in an evolutionary sense, so it is unlikely they can adapt.
temperatures have been higher, what hasn't happened yet is temperatures changing at such speeds
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Fire is a major limitation.
Octopi if the base word was Latin. It’s Greek, so octopodes for plural. Technically.
Because English is a bastard if a language octopuses and octopi are fine too.
If it was Latin, the singular would be octoped(e) and the plural would be octopedes
Octopodes?
Ahk-top-o-deez nutz.
English can always make things worse.
I nominate "octopodusai" to be the new English plural. (Where'd the "a" come from? To make it easier to confuse 'ai' with æ because fuck you, that's why, of course!)
So "eight foot" and "eight feet"?
Multiple similar stories:
https://youtube.com/shorts/iork5qOyCNs
https://mishpacha.com/octopus-escapades/
My favorite is one who would squirt water at lights to turn them off.
I'm disappointed that this didn't appear in my feed adjacent to the "teaching an octopus to play piano" video for a nice screenshot.
Makes me sad tbh.
Dude was probably a stealth gamer in previous life.
Aquatic Hitman 47
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This is such a wonderfully funny story. Yes, octopuses are scary clever.