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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why was the OK button not pressed?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] cyrano@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago

And the left arrow press twice… need to redo properly

[–] RustyShackleford@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Obviously because they aren’t, Okay.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Ain’t nothing wrong with stimming.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would like to take this moment to ask anyone that DON'T have anxiety and depression right now to come forward and speak

[–] WalterLego@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Here I am. I was fine, then I had a crisis, now I'm fine again.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still do this.

I also pulled the little contact pads off of the back of the Netflix button and the other pairs services buttons that are a fixture on my remote that I don't use. I kept accidentally hitting them and it would rip me out of whatever content I was watching and send me to a service I didn't subscribe to.

Not anymore.

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is…is that not normal idle behavior? Like, my fingers will trace lines on stuff I'm holding without me really giving it any attention. Drumming rhythms on a surface with my fingertips is an option too.

I thought everybody did that stuff

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't know why this would translate to mental illness?

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm also poor, but Medicaid actually isn't terrible. I'd be completely boned without it tho. Like, no insurance at all

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Most CASIO calculators have a test mode where you press all buttons except ON in order: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljj4pv69yzI&t=14 (Warning: Shitty music)

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The correct order for the arrows is up, down, left, right, ok. Or even the Konami code if you are feeling cheeky.

Otherwise, yeah, you nailed it.

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What's wrong with the OK button? Why did you skip it?

[–] udon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Also the arrow buttons are touched in the wrong order imho but ok

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Because I'm not OK and I refuse to pretend.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No good, you touch a button twice.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And avoid one nearby. That's not anxiety but psychopathic behavior.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

uh oh...
hides remote from myself

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's just teasing a woman.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"That's just perpetuating the myth of the female orgasm."

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I have no idea what is going on in here and frankly I'm not even sure I want to.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I go in between the buttons to cut them into 1 button tall max slices.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Get outta my head.

I did not ask to be called out like this.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Nah, got the NHS for healthcare. No comment on everything else...

[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago
[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to tear those buttons clean off the controller

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No thank you

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

My remote is a spaceship, and the battery door is the walkway to the ground.

[–] milk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

I usually spin around on the direction keys a bit

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Porque no los dos?

[–] jann@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, and I still do that. Especially in sets of 4 buttons.

[–] Reiea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I feel called out. XD

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago
[–] tym@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

getting warm requires money to pay for heating fuel, OP

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Nah actually I'm pretty happy mostly. Although I do get horrible muscle spasms when I'm stressed sometimes

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Anyone do this with pushbutton phone numeric pads? In numeric order, in columns left to right, then an “X”, then 2,6,8,4 and the zero. It rang when I did that as a kid, figured I “called China” or something, hung up in a panic.

[–] Saunameister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

honestly gtfo with your depression memes. it's not funny and a self fulfilling prophecy

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

why so mad? also just bc you don't find it funny doesn't mean others feel the same way.

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