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Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
why dont they render the ring unusable by putting it on a larger metal ring
put the larger ring on gollum as a fancy bdsm slave collar and throw the whole happy and docile sub gollum off an eagle into mount doom
edit: how to put the ring over gollums head? idk weld it together once he wears it
Then the Chicken becomes an unwitting spy, and easy to steal from.
Do it Canadian style, with a Cobra Chicken.
There wouldn’t be anything else alive after that for sure.
Kite-Man: Hell Yeah. The Anti-Life Equation infects a chicken, and it proceeds to murder a lot of people.
It finds a way.
Sam would make an excellent chicken sandwich with this Lembas bread.
