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Florida Man Arrested on Accusation of Eating His Own Pet Peacocks in Dispute with Neighbor (people.com)

submitted 3 days ago by tal@lemmy.today to c/floridaman@lemmy.world

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[–] RedirectedPotato@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm kinda confused here, so he slaughtered the peacocks like you would a chicken, and then ate them? What did he actually do that warrants being arrested?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Crazy animal lovers who accord different levels of protections to different animals while munching down on KFC.

[–] Lembot_0005@lemy.lol 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eating peacocks is a crime in the USA?

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago

And Florida?!

[–] Xanadu@feddit.online -5 points 3 days ago

If you would tell me to close my eyes and think of a degen from Florida that ate his own pet birds in a dispute with his neighbor....this would be the carbon copy..some time Mrs you really can't make this shit up...