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[–] orgrinrt@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Personally it gives me peace from the constant everything. The drops pull my attention and it’s all over, so I can relax and just feel it all, not all all. Not sure if that makes sense. It just gives some peace and escape from life and all its noise.

But I’ve personally found that the warmth isn’t a thing for me, it works just as well when it’s very middling or even a bit cold. So in my shame I’ve long since switched from warm ones to those around the 25c ballpark, it’s given me even more peace ever since. Warming the water up is the most consuming part.

But then again I’m from a culture with saunas everywhere, in every house, so I don’t really need showers for the warmth anyway, the relaxing and muscle tension relieving I get from sauna. The overall stimulating peace and silence is what my showers are for. In addition to washing and grooming, of course.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't pay for water in my apartment, nor do I pipes that make noise in the building.

I take long showers

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[–] vrek@programming.dev 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Years ago I had a roommate who took obscenely long showers. One time we were supposed to go food shopping but he wanted a "quick shower" before we went. I watched 2 episodes of narcos on Netflix, got frustrated, went shopping alone, drove to store, and did a week worth of grocery shopping, drove back, brought all groceries to the apartment (third floor), put everything away, waited another 30 minutes and he finally came out of the shower.

I have no idea what he did in there.

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[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I will wake up from this strange dream.

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Humming the ninth symphony. It's long.

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Getting the temperature to just below the point where it's painful, and then cooking the 12 hour shift off of me

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Warming up while using my phone. My parents kept the house at 19°growing up, and I took an hour in the shower not even masturbating, just warming myself to the bone before I had to shiver for the rest of the day.

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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Spacing out, probably

[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

I'm just taking a breather, goddamn.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Sitting on the edge of the tub nonverbal because.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

15' here but in my defense, long hair needs extra care.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No need to brag about how tall you are

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You'd brag too if you were that tall.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Oh ha ha, common misunderstanding, I was talking about length not height.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago

I plot my revenge on the people who slight me.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 2 days ago

Thinking abkut everywhere I went wrong in life.

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

Grooming and cleaning my beard+hair takes about 20 min. The rest takes 5-10 min.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

My hair is longer than my shoulders. I like my scalp to get scrubbed, it's sooo much easier to do that when my hair is only a few inches long. If I just go ham on it I'll damage it and break it so it takes as much time to wash my head than it does the rest of my obese body

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Like others have said, if there's no need to rush, there's no need to rush. And I've got long curly hair that needs to be washed, conditioned, detangled.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

My brother in law washed each of his toes individually.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I hate getting into the shower, but once I get in, I'm comfortable, so it's hard to get back out. I still do it in less than 10, but I can see how people can get stuck in there. It's very relaxing.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

If I'm feeling energetic and I really hurry and I don't need to wash my hair I can do 20.

Usually takes me 30+. And that's just the shower part.

I don't understand how a significantly faster shower is possible.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In high school I had a friend who would fall asleep in the shower

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[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

one time my buddy took a 2 hour shower and didnt even jerk off

another time same buddy woke up for school, took a shower, then just napped in the shower for an hour. he was late 😂

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Genuine question that I feel no obligation to answer, deal with my 30 minute shower.

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