Win imaginary arguments. Make the world a better place. Solve the mystery of life. Achieve ascension, realize perfection demands non-existence, return to my imperfect self. Play with water. The usual.
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What do I do in there?
Usually cry thinking about repeating another day of hectic work only to come home and eat dinner and go to sleep and repeat it all over again. Forever. While my wages have less and less purchasing power.
Sitting on the floor, letting the hot water pour over my head as sad piano music plays in the background
People who spend less time in there: what are you doing outside the shower that takes so long?
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Feeling something from the scorching hot water relaxing my muscles of my ever existing pain.
It's a nice break from life.
Long showers are nice and relaxing, sometimes I lay in the tub with the drain in to make it a shower bath, after cleaning myself off
"What are you, the coping mechanism police?"
Avoiding my responsibilities.
Enjoying one of only two relaxing events in my waking hours (the other being taking a shit on work time)
Contemplating life
Plotting my revenge
Washing my hair, shaving my legs and armpits, emptying my menstrual cup (hey, you asked). Shit takes time.
It takes time to wash and condition long hair especially if even approaching recommended dwell times. Same thing with any medicated shampoo.
Enjoying life. Enjoying the warmth, enjoying being clean, thinking, singing, relaxing, so on...
i mean, i'm just chillin. it's peaceful there.
Staring into the void, like I do everywhere else
Well not half an hour probably but sometimes I want to wash my hair, shave my legs, have a comprehensive shower.
Other times it's a 5 minute quick wash of face, underarms, crotch, & feet, before bed.
What are you drying that takes only a minute though? Do you not have hair?
Like someone else said in the thread, when I had hair past my butt it took longer, but that I only washed once a week because it took 2 days to dry.
I literally scrub from head to toes.
Oily skin and hair that takes actual scrubbing to take care of and a genuine enjoyment of a bit of scalding on the skin.
I'm just going to be straight up honest: I get too stoned sometimes and day dream about random things. It's not productive things either, usually something like why don't banana pineapples exist.
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The 3 S
Shit
Shower
Shave
You're shitting in the shower?
I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too
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this is written by a masc man. if I'm not washing my hair and just scrubbing, yeah I can get it done in 10-15 minutes. If I need to wash my hair though? easily 30 minutes. If I need to shave my legs/body? I'm probably drawing a bath and I'll see you in an hour at least.
Takes a solid 5 minutes to get the grime off. I have psoriasis so i gotta be attentive. Then another 5-10 minutes of carefully emptying my brain of any thoughts (rotate every 180 seconds) and then the last 10 to just enjoy every cell accepting warmth.