why would toilet paper be cheaper if you shave your butthole
Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
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Now imagine pressure washing it.
Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
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Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.
My dogs love peanut butter!
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No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.
Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.
I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
No, but you sure need more of it.
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Shaving? Just use nair.
warning: you may not want to read this, it's an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it's profanely hilarious.
you were warned.
Goddamn the warning wasn't misplaced x'D
there are some things you can't unknow. but at least you were warned
Bidets are like 50 bucks.
Seems like much less effort compared to shaving your butthole and having it prickly all the time.
You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.
Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.
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Minimize mess:
- sit on toilet seat
- pull left buttcheck up towards you, and sit
- pull right buttcheck up towards you, and sit
- cheeks are at maximum spread on the toilet seat
- now poo
I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.
You have no idea how dense it is down there. We do not go down there.
Not without men with machetes.
Not since the incident.
whats so fun about shaving your butthole
Nothing, that's why I epilate my butteye.
I don't like those words and how you did them
Do you have an epilator for your anus and another for other areas or one device for both?
Yes
No
Prefer not to say
Shave?
That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.
Or vindaloo.
A lighter will make quick work of it too
Just don't pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn't.
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
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all good til it starts to grow back
You just gotta keep up with it. There will be initial irritation as your skin adjusts to being shaved, but after a week or so it's a non issue.
Yeah, I'm just saying, you have to keep doing it otherwise when the hair grows back it's prickly as hell.
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i've shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i've never felt prickly down there. weird i'm not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.
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water.
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