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A pink monochrome image with Sailor Jupiter with the caption "Don't ask ChatGPT, I can give you disinformation and I'm beautiful and have great taste in manga!"

Image by @usagiboots

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[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I tried being more feminine in public and it was unpleasant caused by my head alone even though I've went with this "gay-ish" look outside multiple times, so I tried to be masculine (in my head) and I got a sudden urge to wear a skirt and I got teary that I am not a girl. How do I get better at reading my own emotions?

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

I love Sailor Jupiter. Just finishing season 4 with my friend right now. Sailor Mercury will always be my favorite I think haha

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Manga was mentioned. What's good these days? Who will find the One Piece (and why is it Blackbeard)? Do you believe in humanity? What's your favourite footwear?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I have been preparing for this for a while (yeah, that's why I spent so much time on this...)

Some of my favourites (includes mangwa):

Dan-da-dan (ongoing) (just note that the early part makes it look like it's going to be very sexual but that's not the tone of the whole thing. I'd call it pretty wholesome overall tbh)

Hunter x Hunter (hiatus) (unfortunately it went in hiatus in the middle of an arc, but the whole thing is peak, each arc is like its own complete story of a slightly different genre)

Surviving the Academy (hiatus though season ended) (person gets dropped into a video game setting, it's a harem one but the characters have depth and it's done well instead of a cringy self-insert fantasy. It's actually a rare one like this that doesn't have a "system" with video game-like levelling)

Webtoon Character Na Kang Lim (ended) (found this one in comments on Surviving the Academy suggesting it to people commenting on it being a harem story that actually didn't suck. This one is guy who reads a webtoon makes a comment about the oblivious MC who doesn't see the characters throwing themselves at him and then ends up in the story himself as a regressor)

Omniscient Reader's Perspective (ongoing) (this one is amazing, story is MC was the only one who read a webnovel all the way to the end, some 3k chapters, then, on the subway gets a message from the author thanking him for sticking with it, this copy of the story might come in handy because the paywall is going up, good luck! And then the story starts with him in it. And it's so good, between trying to help/manipulate/not get killed by/befriend the psychopath regressor MC that is already tired of everyone's shit and use his knowledge from the massive overwritten book to get strong himself while avoiding the suspicion of very powerful entities)

My Dress Up Darling (ended) (completely different pace from the others, this is a romance about a couple of high school students, one an aspiring hina doll maker, the other an aspiring cosplayer, he helps her make costumes and it's funny and cute af)

Others I like but won't go into a long description for:

Dragon Ball Super, Re: Zero (this one splits the segments into different named projects), Stein's Gate, One Punch Man, The Knight Who Only Lives Today, Hero Killer, Pick Me Up, Solo Leveling (and ragnarok), I'm Going To Wipe Out This Country, 'tis Time for "Torture" Princess

And one if you like the idea of 400+ chapters of a romance with characters so frustrating a decent portion of readers commenting where I see that they don't even want them to end up together (myself included): Rent-a-Girlfriend

Haha kinda related but the subreddit for Rent-a-Girlfriend is one of the must obviously bot-driven boards because it went from about 50/50 people upset with the author vs happy with it a few months ago to people mostly writing long comments repeating the same general statements optimistic about how it's going, sometimes in Spanish (with people replying in English as if that was completely normal). It was sad to see, it just feels like an advertisement now instead of a discussion.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I actually think there's gonna be a swerve where Teach gives up on the One Piece to claim the Ancient Weapons Neptune and Pluton. It seems like Teach's focus should be revenge on Imu than caring at all about fulfilling Roger's will.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

where can I buy dollar coins? i want to pay in only dollor coins it would be realy funny. I could dress up like an old fancy guy with a top hat and cane with my sack of dabloons

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The dollar store duh

[–] thadah@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Ask your local leprechaun for them or mint your own, easy!

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My dad watched Kengan Ashura on Netflix and now he tells everyone he likes anime. Help

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 16 hours ago

If you want to take a risk, show him some pedo anime shit (e.g. certain stuff from Monogatari, like the toothbrush scene). Probably will make him reconsider telling everyone that he likes anime, but he might also be into it.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it sounds like the issue is that your dad hasn't consumed enough anime. have you tried getting him to watch more anime? maybe starting with one of the Big Three

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

big three? once piece, bleach, ?

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn really gonna disrespect Naruto that hard?

i couldn't remember naruto without your prompting, which is fairly appropriate since i haven't watched it

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

I would have done anything if my dad actually even acknowledged my hobbies.

But if you're afraid it's going too far, bring him to a anime convention. That'll wake him up. (Or make him end up wearing cat ears)

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Every now and then I get the femcel comm recommended. But I never met a femcel in real life. Where are they hiding?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then I know where I must go.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

everyone knows the femcel journey starts with a bedroom, a bottle of estrogen, and a syringe

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Check the space between your walls.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

I live in germany where walls are made of stone, so right now I am imagining a mineral eating femcel.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ew is it supposed to be this sticky?

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[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, but can you be a sycophant?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

hahahahahaha, this got us (we laughed).

Thanks!

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[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you know a django library for model field translations that doesn't lock me into a single database type, blow up my tables, or have 2 stars and a last commit in 2016

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yep! So the criteria are:

1 a Django library for model field translations

2 the library can be used with different database types.

  1. Youre tables stay intact!

A. More than two starts and commits stopping in 2015.

  1. Misinformation…

Alright, so for this I would recommend Mercurial.

Mercurial is a free, distributed source control management tool. It efficiently handles projects of any size and offers an easy and intuitive interface.

I hope that help!

[–] Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

John Openai is about to send you a horsehead for taking away his business

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Yum! 🍽️

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fuck yhea,

I am taking diuretics for blood pressure and yesterday I coughed and now my kidneys are in a lot of pain, I'm taking Tylenol, any advice?

[–] thadah@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't drink any water and whisper beautiful things to your kidneys! They just feel a bit lonely that's all :3

Better response than chatgpt.

I'll whisper them sweet nothings. until they feel better

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oh shit i take diuretics too. but for IIH not BP. should i also eat horse paste?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

eat that paste, so you can run faster

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

oh nice protip. thanks!

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Stop making yourself autistic with that Tylenol. Everything else seems on the up and up.

fuck that, more Tylenol please. why are 40k marines suddenly sexy? I'm leveling up

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so umm... job things.

I can't work 40h/wk. it's just not enough free time. but everyone expects me to have a full time job. How do I respectfully fuck&disrespect those expectations and work 35h/wk without ruining my reputation? my boss told me my timesheet should add up to 40, and I clock in/out with the wall clock, but I fucking just don't feel like it.

my mom says that would be called slacking off. I wanna do that but professionally so people don't see me as a slacker. My boss is an exempt employee and he only works like 37h/week cause I see him arrive and leave, but he doesn't use the timecard.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Marry, fuck, kill - Frieren, Aqua, Vegeta

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Will she even stay dead, considering she's a goddess?

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

"Who likes all this slop and why does nobody take credit for it?

Does Sam Altman ever walk across a neighbour that used to be pristine but is now covered in garbage?

Maybe he's the one who loves garbage.

Does he live in a trash can shaped house and keeps a cute worm as a pet?"

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