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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Most people's first reaction is the characters in the comic are checking if the patients are good people or not. Alternatively they could be checking if they are good people or not.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago

Nothing to check. I am bad. I want people to die.

People like Elon, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos. People like Trump, Couch fucker Vance and all other shit.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 88 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"The first one doesn't have an account. He post on Bluesky."

"... percentage of furry contents posted?"

" Around 35%."

" Pass. Two more antidotes to go."

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago

Gotta pump those numbers up. Rookie numbers.

[–] LambeauLeap@sopuli.xyz 46 points 13 hours ago

I initially saw all 3 beds as cribs which just made it funnier

[–] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 58 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

I once corrected someone's spelling

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 43 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The duality of ~~man~~ Lemmy

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 0 points 1 hour ago

Except for the red shield icon, it kinda looks like voyager for lemmy

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 29 points 13 hours ago

All antidotes for you

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 14 hours ago

Evil incarnate! 😱

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

You spelt slick wrong!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"Give a half dose to the two worst ones. Maybe they'll pull through."

[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 17 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

2/3rds of a dose to each one and pray for the best. None of their tweets were funny.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

2/3? And what are we doing with the last third of an antidote?

There’s 3 antidotes per 4 people, or 3/4th dose per person.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not on X or FB, and while I do have a "mandatory" LinkedIn account, I never post anything. No future healthcare for me, I reckon.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

LinkedIn account get the lethal injection. It's mercy killing at this point. You are now free of Microsoft's clutches child!

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 3 points 10 hours ago

LinkedIn is so blandly bad. There's a lot of formulaic slop, but apparently it's effective enough that people don't stop posting it.

Also I thought all reasonable people agreed that unconscious bias is bad and we should minimize it in the job process, but then LinkedIn goes and says "Everyone have a profile picture! This definitely won't unfairly benefit some kinds of people!"

Also people who try to use it as a dating service need to be banished from the land.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 14 points 14 hours ago

"Triage" he said, with tears in his eyes.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Does the nurse have sweaty armpits n boobs?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They do like 14 hour shifts you'd have sweaty boobs too

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

hey, they weren't judging

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

What if they're all terrible people?

[–] iamacar@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago

Throw them on some tracks. Let the trolly driver figure it out.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

looks out at the general population

"we are going to need a much bigger shortage of antidotes"

[–] potatoguy@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 14 hours ago

Then he takes all the antidotes.

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago

He will do some coin flips

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 3 points 13 hours ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago

Hmmm, I pulled up there tweets but there is only one left.

Right.

Exactly.