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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Most people's first reaction is the characters in the comic are checking if the patients are good people or not. Alternatively they could be checking if they are good people or not.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 81 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"The first one doesn't have an account. He post on Bluesky."

"... percentage of furry contents posted?"

" Around 35%."

" Pass. Two more antidotes to go."

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

Gotta pump those numbers up. Rookie numbers.

[–] LambeauLeap@sopuli.xyz 46 points 11 hours ago

I initially saw all 3 beds as cribs which just made it funnier

[–] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 56 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I once corrected someone's spelling

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 41 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The duality of ~~man~~ Lemmy

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 17 minutes ago

What's that UI?

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 27 points 11 hours ago

All antidotes for you

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 12 hours ago

Evil incarnate! 😱

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

You spelt slick wrong!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"Give a half dose to the two worst ones. Maybe they'll pull through."

[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

2/3rds of a dose to each one and pray for the best. None of their tweets were funny.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

2/3? And what are we doing with the last third of an antidote?

There’s 3 antidotes per 4 people, or 3/4th dose per person.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not on X or FB, and while I do have a "mandatory" LinkedIn account, I never post anything. No future healthcare for me, I reckon.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

LinkedIn account get the lethal injection. It's mercy killing at this point. You are now free of Microsoft's clutches child!

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 3 points 8 hours ago

LinkedIn is so blandly bad. There's a lot of formulaic slop, but apparently it's effective enough that people don't stop posting it.

Also I thought all reasonable people agreed that unconscious bias is bad and we should minimize it in the job process, but then LinkedIn goes and says "Everyone have a profile picture! This definitely won't unfairly benefit some kinds of people!"

Also people who try to use it as a dating service need to be banished from the land.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 14 points 12 hours ago

"Triage" he said, with tears in his eyes.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Does the nurse have sweaty armpits n boobs?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They do like 14 hour shifts you'd have sweaty boobs too

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

hey, they weren't judging

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

What if they're all terrible people?

[–] iamacar@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

Throw them on some tracks. Let the trolly driver figure it out.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

looks out at the general population

"we are going to need a much bigger shortage of antidotes"

[–] potatoguy@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 11 hours ago

Then he takes all the antidotes.

[–] sk1nnym1ke@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago

He will do some coin flips

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

Hmmm, I pulled up there tweets but there is only one left.

Right.

Exactly.