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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

submitted 7 hours ago by CubitOom to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] vivi@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

meanwhile, there's another, actually important trial happening that is describing horrific conditions of ice detention.

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[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 5 hours ago

it smelt like freedom

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

A lot of us dream of using a submarine to attack our enemies. This isn't exactly what I meant.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Well, it was assault. Hilarious assault is still assault. As the victim, I'd be too humiliated to press charges.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

Won’t you think of the laundry bill damnit!!

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