What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
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Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
He means sticking it in one's ass, and yoi probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn't be put inside the human rectum.
Oh, ok that makes sense. I was wondering if there was some sort of chemical reaction or something that was implied.
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
Well at least that's a flared base.
But, uhm... context?
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correct
On the flip side, I didn't make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Now I'm curious what you do rate as a good movie
Oh yeah I've seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I've forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I've watched something several times, I can't really recall anything that's like older than two years.
Hell I've started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn't as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
It's impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember
It's impressive that you could.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
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From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
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You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors
Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.
The point of the post is you can, though.
Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
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Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
You guys have hot sand? - British person
But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
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Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
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That's how you get another '1 man 1 jar' incident.
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