This is embarrassing to men. You're suppose to walk those sorts of injuries.
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Huh.
Horse girls are a bigger part of the horse riding population than I thought
My girlfriend's sister has a horse and I refuse to go near it. It's a two ton object being operated by a pea of a brain, he once got into a panic because his friend was behind him and he couldn't see him, so he ran around the field madly until he collided with a stationary tree. Oh and he's scared of blue wheelbarrows, just blue ones, wheelbarrows of any other colour or apparently acceptable.
He has already stood on her foot once.
agents acting on muscles and breathing? 🤔
Allergic reaction to substances (agents) causing paralysis, asphyxiation, shock, etc
why would this be a "female" reason to be admitted to the hospital?
Because guys are too fucking dumb to go to the hospital for something like not being able to breathe. I'm sure the statistic couldn't breathe, tried to walk it off, regained consciousness the next morning in a ditch next to road, just went home, is probably just as full of guys as the other statistic was full of girls.
The men just rub a little dirt in their lungs
Imagine if pregnancy stuff had 1% blue.
Mental note: stop brandishing scimitar while motorcycling.
The women have an unfair advantage. They get classes on the subject.
My refusal to step onto scaffolding has been affirmed by this data.
Look sometimes you've got to take some risks to follow the lead of Jaghatai Khan
I feel like what's missing is the magnitude of each of these versus the others
This is a goofy graph. We have all these admissions of 100% female due to being female. Where's the "had penis caught in chinese finger puzzle" admissions?
Wow, motorcycles are dangerous, damn.
Yeah. That and pregnancy. Don't even get me started on riding a motorcycle while pregnant. Might as well just ride that bike down to the morgue.
Okay but what if I turned a coffin into a motorcycle? Does the bad luck even out or am I just taunting Death?
less the bicycles, unless I read the numbers incorrectly because I couldn't be bothered to spend longer
I thought there’d be more “remove foreign object from up bum”.
Are those "prophylactic surgery"?
That might be unisex.
The full data set (easily found on leobenedictus.substack.com) includes "Foreign body entering into or through eye or natural orifice". It's pretty evenly split, only leaning towards men by a few percentage points
Who are the 1.7% of males needing OB/GYN?
The full title of that entry is actually "Obstetric and gynaecological devices associated with adverse incidents", so maybe some of the men are actually the OB/GYN themselves that are getting injured in the course of their work? The raw number is only 19 cases, so I could see that being plausible
Alternatively, with so few cases, could it be intersex people who are still categorised as male under whatever criteria this is using? 1.7% seems a touch high for that, but maybe things go wrong more often for said intersex people
Edit: wait, 90 of the cases are 0-year-olds. I'm definitely going with injuries to babies during difficult births / C-sections / similar
Because men cannot give birth, they engage in other types of high-risk activities, such as riding a motorcycle.
Seriously though, what's a procreative management?
IUD's
Don't mix those up with IED's. Believe me.
Probably hurts about the same.
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We've got to improve those male pregnancy exam numbers, women are winning!
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