Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 8 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Hole Foods!

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[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago

Torus-R-Us

[–] coherent_domain -3 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

last time I checked, life savers are not food.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Well sure, life savers aren’t food, but Life Savers® are.

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Not with that attitude!

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

They are to 5 year olds.