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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 7 hours ago

Ha. Jokes on all you. The obvious three-letter-angencies are still working because of law, and all thems peeps is still talking to me.

Plus one of my favorite pick up lines still works.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My poor FBI agent must be so bored without me

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Don't worry, he knows to call us at the National Park Service when he's bored and lonely. Few know what kinky stuff happens in the woods. He does.