Ha. Jokes on all you. The obvious three-letter-angencies are still working because of law, and all thems peeps is still talking to me.
Plus one of my favorite pick up lines still works.
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Ha. Jokes on all you. The obvious three-letter-angencies are still working because of law, and all thems peeps is still talking to me.
Plus one of my favorite pick up lines still works.
My poor FBI agent must be so bored without me
Don't worry, he knows to call us at the National Park Service when he's bored and lonely. Few know what kinky stuff happens in the woods. He does.