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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago
[-3, -1, 
main@desktop:~/Projects/TimeoutSort$ _
[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wait till you find out how the runtime manages multiple concurrent timers

[–] sus@programming.dev 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

it's

while (true) {
    let t = Date.now();
    if (timeoutMap.has(t)) timeoutMap[t]();
}

of course. Clearly O(n).

disclaimerFeel free to use it. I guarantee it is bug free. Comes with express warranty. This notice is legally binding.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Then don't complain once you get arrested...

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 7 hours ago

From nowaday's standards, that's express warranty that lasts until you start executing your code.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Isn't this basically an implementation of spaghetti sort? I've seriously taken the delay approach before in distributed memory situations.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago

why is it doing it in ordinal order?

[–] mcmodknower@programming.dev 68 points 1 day ago

I know this under the name sleepSort.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 20 hours ago

For better usage: you don't need to write it into console. Just write it in an array!

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

finally, sorting in linear time /s

[–] ytg@sopuli.xyz 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It’s kind of linear, in the largest element of the array. Just not in the length of the array.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

it's in constant time then

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

linear in size

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Would this lead to problems if there are multiple identical and close by values? Like for example you have 100 elements each between 1 and 5

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 32 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

To reduce the chance of errors, you can multiply all numbers by a factor of 10, 100, 1000, 10000, .... for the timeout. The higher the factor, the lower the chances of an incorrect result. And as no one asked about performance...

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 3 points 9 hours ago

Maybe not peak performance but heigh CPU efficency, it's load ist mostly 0.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 35 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As added benefit, you can then opyimise the code by dividing the number by 2, making it twice as fast. Think of the savings!

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 12 hours ago

Better yet: take the square root and you get a sub-linear run time

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 day ago

Can't wait for vibe coded programs to use timeoutSort.

[–] kender242@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is almost a bucket sort, which is practically O(n).

(I'll leave it to the other readers to state the trade-offs)

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That assumes SetTimeout() is O(1), but I suspect it is O(log(n)), making the algorithm O(n*log(n)), just like any other sort.

Did some looking into the specifics of SetTimeout() and while it uses a data structure with theoretical O(1) insertion, deletion, and execution (called a time wheel if you want to look it up), the actual complexity for deletion and execution is O(n/m) (if values get well distributed across the buckets, just O(n) if not) where m is the number of buckets used. For a lot of use cases you do get an effective O(1) for each step, but I don't believe using it as a sorting engine would get the best case performance out of it. So in terms of just n (considering m is usually constant), it'll be more like O(n²).

And it's actually a bit worse than that because the algorithm isn't just O(n/m) on execution. It needs to check each element of one bucket every tick of whatever bucket resolution it is using. So it's actually non-trivially dependent on the wait time of the longest value. It's still a constant multiplier so the big O notation still says O(n) (just for the check on all ticks), but it might be one of the most misleading O(n)'s I've ever seen.

Other timer implementations can do better for execute and delete, but then you lose that O(1) insertion and end up back at O(n*log(n)), but one that scales worse than tree sort because it is literally tree sort plus waiting for timeouts.

Oh and now, reading your comment again after reading about SetTimeout(), I see I misunderstood when I first read it and thought you meant it was almost as fast as bucket sort, but see now you meant it basically is bucket sort because of that SetTimeout() implementation. Bucket sort best case is O(n), worst case is O(n²), so I guess I can still do decent analysis lol.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm dumb, can someone ELI5 please?

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The output is sorted due to the fact that for each number, a timer is started that prints out the number after waiting a number of milliseconds equal to said number.

Therefore, 1 is printed first after delaying for 1 millisecond, 5 is printed second after 5 milliseconds etc.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So all items in the array are launched simultaneuously and ran in parallel instead of sequentially?

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They are launched sequentially, but run simultaneously, yes - at least some of them. And they run concurrently but not in parallel - using a single execution context, there is only a single thread, so no parallelism exist.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

I see, I was only aware of sleep but that makes sense. Thanks for your insight.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Perfectly explained, thank you!

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The program goes through the collection of numbers and prints each one after a delay of milliseconds equal to that number: "Print the number 20 after a 20 millisecond delay. Print the number 5 after a 5 millisecond delay. Print the number 100 after a 100 millisecond delay... etc..." effectively sorting the collection because the numbers will be printed in order from smallest to largest.

This is a clever (but impractical) way to sort a collection, because it does not require comparing any of the elements of the collection.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 7 hours ago

because it does not require comparing any of the elements of the collection

Well, if you are comparing x + a to y and x + b to y and then both to y', then y'' and so on, then are you really not comparing a to b?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't the tortoise always win that one, too?