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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 8 hours ago
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Thanks, Kohler!

Though I don't know why that bit of New England got it.

[–] dbx12@programming.dev 76 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Just wrap your mouth over the spout and you don't waste a single drop.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 71 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

Thought that was JD Vance at first. Still not sure it isn’t.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Came here to say this. It's a perfect strategy until they start putting cages on them like at my last job.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Is there…more to this story?

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's a Parks and Recs reference. Here's a clip of the episode: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoCOQb2u-N8

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Oh yeah lol guess it’s time for a rewatch.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Found the person from Pawnee.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Finally some kink representation

[–] FarceOfWill 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think in this case you dont call it a spout you call it a nipple.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

I've got nipples, Greg. Can you mil- OH GOD, HE'S LATCHED ON LIKE A LAMPREY!!!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 31 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Could always drink Brawndo instead.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago

Eww like water,

From like the toilet

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I can feel the pain in my neck already

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The second saves water at the expense of your dignity.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Ha, the fools, you can't go below no dignity at all! 💦

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

I can't see a water fountain without a mental 1 steamboat, 2 steamboats, 3 steamboats...
Though I always appreciated the ones who counted hippopotamuses instead.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 hours ago

That was the weirdest thing for me when I worked at a little kid's school. When I was a kid, we didn't have designated drinking time at the fountain. We just drank randomly during recess and lunch.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Was that how long you could take to drink if there was a line?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Man, I haven't thought of that in almost 40 years!

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ours was always “1 2 3 save some for me”

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Hey! No cuts.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 22 hours ago

This is surely going to always end well, especially with glasses 🤓.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)