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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 9 hours ago

The smoothest criminal.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

That's still straight. Just at an angle.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Be bold.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Instructions unclear, am fat now.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Ah well I'd enjoy the pizza and the pasta

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

The I in LGBTQIA is for italic

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

where my obliqueez at?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Me: I'm an Italician.

Autocorrect: Did you mean Italian?

Me:

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Careful, or they’ll make you strikethrough!