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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

Since when has con ever been a dump stat?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

DND stats are weird. Only con gets more impactful as you level. Imagine if strength was +damage and carry per level. 18 strength at first level is +3 damage, but fourth level is +12. That might be the path to reinventing Pathfinder, though.

I'll also say, playing games that don't have the six stats, or even character attributes at all was really refreshing. Just skills worked fine.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine if strength was +damage and carry per level.

With extra attack it is.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 hour ago

Kind of. You only get one extra attack for most classes (and most games, since a minority reach level 11 and also have a class with third attack).

It would be interesting if con only got you an HP bonus at first, fifth, and sometimes 11th level.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's a just skills ttrpg?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Fate is the one that comes to mind. Just skills. Your big brawler dude might be like

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  • Fight: 4
  • Provoke, Rapport: 3
  • Will, Athletics, Notice: 2

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  • High Concept: King of the Ring Fighter
  • Trouble: Always a Show Off

.

  • Stunts and backgrounds: not going to make them up now but they add more depth

You don't need to know this guy has exactly 8 or 10 intelligence, or whatever.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Con is my irl dump stat… along with str, dex, wis, and cha.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Same but also INT and hidden luck stat

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 day ago

Int builds for life!

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't need CON if I nuke them from orbit.

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago

You can not push a button to launch a nuke if they disable your hand!

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It is, the Only way, to be sure.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)
[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I read this as Rincewind like from discworld, and I was going to say he had a great con score. Lots of cardio.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago

Yeah Rincewind's dump stat was wisdom.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Raistlin has a great Con score, it's just on Caramon's character sheet.

If you can't make your own saves, make sure you keep a big musclehead around to make them for you.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's honestly a great way of thinking about it. My character can open any lock, charm any NPC, withstand any attack and deal incredible amounts of damage, just by asking a buddy to do it for them. Friendship is OP.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

... The real OPness was the friends we made along the way?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I approve.

<check my username>

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Oh hey! I had not gotten the connection until I googled it now.