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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago

I've always been a fan of "Seen Bean" myself.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Shout out to Black Death. Fun little "Sean Bean Dies in the End BUT Also Kills Everyone Else" Movie

[–] Serpent@feddit.uk 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I guess ill never need to watch it now, thank you

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

it is a lot of fun actually

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 14 hours ago

Only Mr. Bean knows the true pronunciation.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Ever since he's been a Beany Baby...

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I get so irrationally upset about this man’s name. Like to the point where I will not watch anything with him in it. It is everything that is wrong with the English language.

I will die on this hill.

BTW it would be Seen Bean or Shawn Bawn.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

What would happen if you accidentally watch something that has him in it?

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago

Its clearly Seen Been.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Hasn't aged a day. Because he died at the end of act 1

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

That one guy who always pronounced the e in Sharpe.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I think if we’re gonna do this we do Sheen Bawn.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 points 14 hours ago

Charlie Sean from the Hot Spots films.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, that’s the current president of Mexico

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 16 hours ago

Ah yes, the Irish-Mexican Claudia Seanbean

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

She is a goddam stud! Love Claudia! Badass, decent, strong, compassionate, intelligent,sensible.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Clearly like the French word for ham: Jambon

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] manucode 4 points 1 day ago

Eddard Hurinionath

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pronounced "walking spoiler warning".

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

At least he tried to keep his head in the game.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like making it backwards.

Seen Bawn.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

"Oh my god, that's ~~Jason Bourne~~Seen Bawn!!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Btw did he change his name or is Sean Bean only his stage name? I see that he was born Shaun Bean. Well, Shaun Mark Bean but who cares about a middle name that isn't used.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah he uses the Irish spelling for work because of how it looks.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, it's not pronounced "Sheen Been"?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sean, Shawn, Shaun, Jean, Shon, Shawne

It's all the same. It comes from John and sounds like John.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 13 hours ago

See also Juan, Ivan, Giovanni, Johann and I'm pretty confident I'm missing some

[–] lath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Sha-an Be-en"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago