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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

My wife's first night after moving to Texas: I'm driving her home from the airport to our apartment, it's pretty dark already. About 30 feet away from our parking space, I see something scampering towards us, so I stop. "Oh look! An armadillo!" I exclaim.

My wife, absolutely stunned, watches and then loudly asks, "WAIT, THOSE THINGS ARE REAL?! I thought they were made up our mythical!"

Her only knowledge of armadillos was from Friends, when Ross dresses up as "the Holiday Armadillo," because all the Santa costumes were taken. Chandler's unfamiliarity and it being used as a substitute for Santa and... Well, I can see how the math adds up.

Anyway, her shock and wonder, as though she'd just seen a unicorn, is a memory I'll always cherish.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Be careful with that one. They grow up to be quite dangerous

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Don’t they carry bubonic plague?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Wait until you see holding on to its fave plush toys 🫠

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 10 points 22 hours ago

Are you gonna just leave us hanging? Make with the link!

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thank you for this gift!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

"Segway" is an interesting name for an armadillo.

edit: Another comment has clarified things.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 hours ago

Oh my god I want one.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why did this take 116 years? Are breeding couples uncommon? Do they not breed in captivity? Do they have the longest pregnancy in the animal world?

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, the mother gives birth after being dead for 95 years.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago

Just as I suspected!

[–] molten@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I hate that the existence of AI has forced me to look into this to make sure it's real.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

had it's first

*its

[–] ivanovsky@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Baby better be called Coconut

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I am so sorry to report that the pup has been named Segway. (Parents are Vespa and Scooter; so this follows a family tradition).

[–] Sphks@jlai.lu 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Pokeball" would be my choice. Or "Pikachu I chose you" but it's too long.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

That's a little bakugan boi