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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Crap. Am I just an alt? I have all these memories of an actual life outside of Lemmy...

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 1 hour ago

We are borg.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

why would you need an alt account?

[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Different instances have different federations, so it makes sense to have a few accounts scattered around different instances. Sometimes instances also go down or are slow, so it's good to have a backup somewhere else (my main account used to be on programming.dev, but it had server issues all the time so I no longer bother going there).

Oh, and as others have mentioned, porn. I personally also have an alt I use when I get a bit too verbose right after taking my adderall haha

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 5 hours ago

Why use Lemmy for porn? There are a million sites on the web for it.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

oh yes of course.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

That’s what whisparr is for.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm way too lazy to have alt accounts, just seems like a lot of work and i don't even know what i'd use them for

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

I was just about to comment the same thing. This shit ain't runescape

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

There's millions of Lemmings. They just occupy about a hundred bodies.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you telling me that Stamets, PugJesus and Mickey7 are the same person??

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

More PG image of "The Marauder" from Evil Dead Rise.

What I pictured in my head, not just one person. But a bunch of people fused together cranking out posts, like that thing. I'd probably not look it up unless you want to be grossed out.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

lol. i havent looked at PugJesus and Mickey7 but Stamets is an interesting user that's for sure.

[–] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Far miss on this. I'm too lazy to even look into new instances to move off of .world, let alone manage multiple accounts.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Obviously I'm being hyperbolic, but it does feel like this sometimes.

I dig the culture, I think the dozens of you out there are fine people and I appreciate the tone the majority has established of being open-minded and inclusive.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do not have alt account on Lemmy, I'll have you know. All like 25 of my accounts were made to be main accounts... I just ~~distro~~ server hopped until I found one I liked lol

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think this is my 2nd account.. the first one was on a server or whatever that ended up shutting down.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I remember making one on lemm.ee some years ago, but I forgot about its existence and made another, and then I heard about lemm.ee's shutdown thing and here is my third.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago

Hari Seldon is the Batman of sci-fi and his back-up plans for every contingency are plot-armour bullshit.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whose alt am I? Need to reconstitute the soul back into one now.

[–] picayune@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Can I join you? Reconstituting a whole soul together sounds relaxing.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

We are "Bob'

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Who would want to live in that dystopia in the background?

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Pre internet it was called "the squeaky wheel gets the grease" or "the vocal minority". Some things never change but the words get fancier.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

Thank you, Hari Seldon, very cool 👍

[–] popsalottacornsyrup@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Is the book/s good? I really enjoy the show.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Friend, you're talking about 1.4 million some words of world building. All connected. All remarkable. I neither know, nor care about the show, but do yourself a favor and read the whole 18 novel 3 story arc. Robots, Empire, Foundation. Genius.

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

The books are good-ish, but are wildly different from the show and I am not sure I can wholeheartedly recommend them to people just because they like the show. IMO the books, as written, wouldn't not be able to be made into a show that most people would want to watch. And yet, I only tried watching the show because of the books and didn't stick with it because of how different it was. It could be worth your time, but it's not a slam dunk.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imo, the core trilogy is awsome. Prequels are mid, but add a lot if you want to go for the bigger picture. Sequels are awesome if you have read the robots and the empire saga.

Robots' saga is awesome, Empire's saga is meh

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I found the "genetic dynasty" stuff to be the best part of the show, and apparently it's not even in the books

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It's a writing thing they did so they didn't have to swap actors all the time. The first book spans several generations after all.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The genetic dynasty is one of the main reasons I didn't watch the show

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Never saw the show, but I read through the main book series and connected works as a teen.

Was a very worthy read back then. Still warmly remember the series.

The books are good but very unlike the show.

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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemmy is socially acceptable? Hey mom, the internet is saying I'm cool! :D

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The delusion is acceptable, Lemmy isn't 😶‍🌫️

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

False. I'm pretty sure I still have under 12 alts.

[–] Natanael 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All my 3 are deliberately linked (spread across servers for redundancy)

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You do that in a automatic way?

[–] Natanael 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Eto Demerzel and Chetter Hummin approve this message.

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