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"Let this be the beginning of a strong and fruitful relationship." At publishing time, Xi had reportedly returned the favor by agreeing to print all of Trump's Truth Social posts on little slips of paper placed inside of fortune cookies.

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[–] thelivefive@startrek.website 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 22 hours ago

believe it or not, they can be funny sometimes

I checked them out today because I saw an ad for their streaming service named "B Minus"

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 7 points 1 day ago

Note: Trump is not wearing chopsticks in the picture.

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Trump being a successful trade honeypot.