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[–] sonoro@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I guess that's why they call it "booting"

[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

I can still hear/feel the gradual effect followed with the iconic "click"

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Do people not still do this? People must still have towers, and they must have on buttons, right?

I've not built a tower in a good few years now so maybe I'm out of touch and they're all voice activated now or use DNA scanners from Gattaca idk xD

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

People learned that computer cases shouldn't go on the ground, unless you want them to be a dust magnet (especially if you have a case with intakes on the bottom for the GPU).

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 7 hours ago

Never put your PC on the floor unless it's your company's shitty workstation tower that really needs to be replaced.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I have a tower but it's on my desk (and the button is on the top facing the ceiling) so using my foot to turn it in would be a slight issue lol

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I got one of those Mac minis and the button is on the bottom!

Apple is pretty shitty at design though especially for a company so renowned for design haha.

I have a bunch of mini Linux computers too and they have mostly normal buttons but they are tiny. Probably too tiny for toes.

[–] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I still do, why should it have changed?

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Button is on the top now 😔

[–] cartridgedream@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

And too small for my big ass toe

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

More people use laptops (or even tablets or smartphones) more of the time nowadays, so fewer people turn on their devices that way nowadays.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I still use my toes for my laptop but the people in my office are so weird about it

[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago

I still do it bro

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

What was the big-toe-sized button for it fnot for the big to- you know what, I don't think I wanna know.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

I still turn my computer like that most of the time.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

mine was an actual heavy-ass switch. it felt like shutting down the power of an entire neighborhood.

And a turbo button

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

Made you feel something killing your pc.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Yeah mine had switches on it to power all the peripherals too, and they lit up bright orange.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

That sounds so cool

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

mine had a button cap and dad used to joke that he bought it on black market and it originates from the nuclear missile launch button.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That button cap is important with a lot of kids around.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

makes sense. never thought about that from this standpoint. I had a tendency of pushing random buttons when I was a kid so that's probably why the cap.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Kids these days with their 5% overclocks.

Back in my day we had 100% overclocks!

[–] mrmanager@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago

This brings out nostalgia...

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You might have meant it as a joke but just in case someone else isn't aware, this button actually made your CPU slower 🤓

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[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Nine times out of ten I'd hit the turbo button and then spend half an hour wondering why the family computer was running slowly...

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Hey now. Most of these people don't know about turbo....

They certainly don't know about the "magic/more magic" button....

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I thought that was a switch?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Might have been. The way I heard it, the toggle was a button, like the turbo button.

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Ah, that nice 33 -> 66 change

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 19 hours ago

Hey man, as long as it’s consensual…

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 118 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

When I was younger I had a computer where the front fell off and stripped the wires from the button.

To turn it on and off I had to hold the wires together, felt like I was hot wiring a car every time.

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[–] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 104 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As it was the style at that time

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[–] Spikyyn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

I still do it except its my UPS

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