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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have invented rice dumplings.

[–] blave@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So a chicken pot pie is actually a calzone

An an apple pie is actually a dessert bread bowl 🤔

[–] TheRagingGeek@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately the graph misses one food type, what is a cobbler?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Upside down toast, obviously

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Consider, a spherical cow

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pizza is toast? Seems like something MAGA would say

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pizza is A toast. Like avocado toast.

It's bread, toasted with sauce, various meats, cheeses, and vegetables. This seems pretty unassailable.

[–] balance8873@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 days ago

pulls off dragonstaff's mask

Why, it was just old Mr. Miller the whole time. He was just pretending to be a demon for internet points.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Pizza dough cooks with its toppings. Toast it bread that it cooked a second time.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Sir, a pizza is round.

[–] melonhusk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

medium rare, i hope? wouldn't want it overcooked.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seriously gonna try this the next time I pick up some sushi.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

OG Sushi isn’t very popular in my country so Sushi restaurants offer it fried like this. I tried it a couple of times and it tasted great. Too bad it’s prohibitively expensive so I can’t do it on the regular.

Can’t say a thing about your poor arteries if you get hooked though.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tried this, it's still bland fish.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Referring to fried sushi as bland fish is fucking wild

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Because you only get the preserved kind in a landlocked country. Every sushi you get here tastes bland.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Wait I thought it was a pre assembled meal and you cook it?

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That does look quite tasty tbh.

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