Ohh but when I confuse drugs for pizza get a lifetime ban from pizza Hut
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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This whole thing about "drug dogs" is junk science in service of security theater. Laughably phony.
The sad part is the animal abuse - both dogs and humans.
Traffic stop K-9 units are terrible by every metric. Passive sniffers at an airport or similar aren't the same. (Though drugs are the least useful thing they can watch for)
I'm not sure how this is 🥺🥺🥺, the trainer is literally reinforcing negative behaviour
False hits are considered positive behaviour. Drug dogs are just for show to violate citizens rights. A loophole.
Drug dogs are probably less accurate than the pseudo science "lie detector" test.
Police dogs are even worse. Their entire purpose is to find and severely injure a suspect and turn them into a felon. Here's how it works. Cops release dog on suspect. Dog finds suspect and begins to severely attack suspect. Suspect tries to fight the dog ripping a hole in its arm or leg. Suspect is now guilty of assaulting an officer. At this point is doesn't matter if the suspect was guilty of anything else. They are now a felon.
Well the whole thing is a charade to enable arbitrary searchers...
It's 🥺🥺🥺 because it's a fake story made by a child.
He is a drug AND pizza dog. His trainer probably gets an awful lot of free pizza.
Sausage is a common first step in training dogs from what ive read. Train the pup on find the chunks of sausage the handler has hidden and he gets them, then switch to treats, then swap out the sausage for drugs/ bombs.
I wonder if the dog signals whenever he smells pizza with sausage on it, remembering the first stage of the training.
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And then I started vomiting it was so cute. The dog collapsed from joy and also started vomiting, as did the trainer. Soon the whole terminal was vomiting and crying tears of happiness. And then we all fucked as doves flew overhead shitting out rainbows and butterflies.
And then the alien space bats arrived.
And then we all fucked
Wait... were the dogs involved? There could be legal complications.
Laughing at the idea of you walking in on a terminal-wide orgy, seeing dogs, and thinking “Hmm, not sure this is legal with them here.”
Making dogs be cops is so absolutely fucked. I get that there are working breeds but last time I checked there weren’t any breeds predisposed to fascism
Edit: other than Dobermans obviously
Let's just not forget that those dogs are also trained to smell exposives which can be a cool thing not to have aboard an airplane.
Then those dogs, in airport and in police settings, are correctly cared for. And even if acab, these dogs aren't tools of fascism.
Drug and bomb sniffing dogs are separate though. A dog can't be both.
I didn't know, thanks for the information.
I love dogs, but everything the police use to do their jobs are tools of fascism. Airport security has never actually caught a bomb or a terrorist, it's literally just theatre.
Well, let's back up a little.
There are very real threats to our security and safety in flying, and there is a good argument that security helps discourage all but the most dedicated attempts to enact terrorism or hijacking.
But what gets left out of this argument is why the USA is the target of terrorist attacks and requires so much more security than many other developed nations.
Airport security has never actually caught a bomb or a terrorist
Citation needed.
Alternatively I'd accept "rarely" instead of "never".
Citation needed.
Apparently it "happened" once in 1972 with an obvious briefcase on a plane with a bomb threat.
I'll accept any other tale. Even just one.
2006 transatlantic aircraft plot - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_transatlantic_aircraft_plot
2017 Australian aeroplane bomb plot - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Australian_aeroplane_bomb_plot
Man who planned to shoot up Atlanta's airport is arrested in a terminal following a tip, police say | abc7.com https://abc7.com/post/man-planned-shoot-atlantas-airport-is-arrested-terminal-following-tip-police-say/18046411/
The justification is that they're supposed to smell explosives (and they fail at that with an incredible rate anyways), but they're used to harass non-white people. Security theater doesn't actually help with security.
Let's just not forget that this stuff is pseudo-scientific security theater.
Probable cause generator, maybe. Pseudoscience, no — dogs can be trained to have low false positive rates. It just so happens they're trained to generate probable cause, more than they are detecting drugs/bombs.
Cadaver dogs are pretty cool too... But those don't need to be cops.
Well-trained dogs can provide useful services to a community in thwarting or arresting violent criminals, sniffing out dangerous substances or finding people. They can be a valuable part of both security and rescue forces.
But they're only as good as their handlers and trainers. When the security force themselves are violent criminals, armed to the teeth with dangerous substances and making people disappear...
This dog 100% has his handler trained
Even better: the pizza dude and the handler are both on the take, and its how they get the drugs through security.
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The dog just figured out how addictive pizza can be and assumes it is a drug.
But also... What if they hid drugs in the pizza crust? 🤔
I'm guessing this pupper has encountered a few shroom pizzas in its travels.
My son got stopped at an immigration checkpoint. He was freaking out because he had a weed vape in his pocket. After a car search they realized that the k9 alerted on his dog who was in heat.
FYI, if you are in the US, "legal weed" is a misnomer, it's still a controlled substance on the federal level and technically illegal to possess. If you aren't a Citizen, please don't let the authorities find out about any weed you use, they'll literally try to deport you for a victimless "crime". If you are naturalized, do not admit to have used weed before your oath ceremony. I disagree with the law as it is, but just letting y'all know.
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Pizza is just that good.
little did the handler know, the pizza was filled with drugs
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