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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 45 points 2 years ago

“Blimey Harry! This panzerfaust looks wicked,” Ron said. “Come along you two. We need to hold this bridge for three hours,” Hermione barked from the Tiger tank. Harry had never seen such bullshit before, and thought this whole magic business seemed rather bothersome.

[–] M137@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Just don't Slytherin"

Nice grammar.

[–] teft@startrek.website 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They went to Hogwarts. Do you recall those robe wearing shits ever taking a grammar class?

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

Let me Slytherin to those DMs.

[–] theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

A Wizard can say one avada kedavera in 4 seconds, a machine gun can shoot one bullet in 0.2 seconds.