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[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Me cleaning the house when I should be getting ready for work. The motivation is there, im going to use it dammit

Im never more motivated to finish all my 900 projects than when im in the middle of a work task. Honestly on weekends ill go in my office and pretend im doing work just to get ideas for what I want to actually do.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My howling chaotic void of a mind told me "That's Glenn Beck."

Survey says:

7/10, plausible, though these days Glenn seems to too much of a gut to easily assume the pictured position.

Also, to Stamstam:

REMINDER!

Please figure out the whole roommate thing, we all don't wanna see you outdoors this winter. <3

[–] Peekapooka@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

YOU! THE ACCURSED WITCH WHO STOLE MY ATTENTION! I shall have my revenge by sending you more things than you can possibly watch

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It took me all day to get around to it, and only about two hours to complete, but I did a thing I’ve been putting off for days now that will benefit me exponentially down the line. And I’m very smugly pleased with myself about it.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Good job!

I cleaned up some junk in our drive way that I have been putting off for like 6 months.

[–] girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How did you know I was avoiding the 96 things I should be doing and instead walking in circles thinking up more things I could be doing?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

I can see you

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would imagine drone technology here would reduce the tediousness of this particular activity. Fly above and take recordings of the beach, using software to map the maximum reach of the waves.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

However, the real problem persists. The closer you make the increments, the "longer" the coast will be. It's like trying to measure the circumference of a fractal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastline_paradox

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively

Drone with a nail gun

[–] karma_will_f_you_up@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see no potential problems with that.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

In fact it might even solve some problems.