Serena ‘kKk’ Joy as the sofa surrogate.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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I guess JD is going to have to sleep on the couch. I said ON the couch JD. I don't want to get the couch steam cleaned again. Dammit...
Can't wait for her tell-all book.
I give it 2 years before they're together.
Bold of you to assume there hasn't been an affair for 2 years already.
JD had Kirk taken out because he was going to go public with it.
That would be a serious downgrade for JD. Usha is a highly accomplished lawyer who graduated top of her class at Yale, clerked for 2 supreme court justices and by all accounts is the brains behind JD Vances rise to power. Erika Kirk was miss Arizona and married to a shitstain.
Okay, but, and hear me out on this. Erika is white, and that's very valuable to some people
All the Maga people will hear our of that is " Erika Kirk was miss Arizona", that's all they will care about, oh and the other thing.
The "brains" behind JD Vance are Pecker wood Thiel
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jd-vance-trump-vp-peter-thiel-billionaire/
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Yeah they both try to compensate for their small dicks
The sun must make her skin leathery, like a couch
I guess that’s why you don’t marry a facist
