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[–] Gust@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't want to let gen z brainrot slang and memes infect the totally not brainrot slang and memes already omnipresent in the armed forces. It scares me so much I dont think im going to be able to finish my crayola casserole. Ooh rah!

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Gonna be hell on code breakers. The slang changes faster than climate change

[–] teft@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago

Gen Z Codetalkers have never had their code broken.

[–] viking 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm in a country specific discord channel where immigrants and wannabes discuss realities of moving.

Recently a bachelor student joined and in every second sentence or so I had to google something to understand what he wants.

From the exchange I learned that if something slaps, it's a good thing apparently.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that (slaps) even new? It doesn’t feel new.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Slaps isn't new in an 'Internet' sense, it's been around for a few years, but it's reached enough saturation now that it is commonly used. And now that it's common, fr fr, more people ate being introduced to it as if it was new.

It's still new in a slang sense but more of an 'elder/baby' generational slang divide.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It just seems like people thinking sus is new when we were saying it since at least 1990.

[–] teft@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

All of this has happened. All of this will happen again.

[–] viking 1 points 1 day ago

I'm 42 and never heard it before in that context.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like an Ismo gag:

I have recently learned the word, ah, slap. If I slap a thing, that is, ah, bad. If it is the thing that slaps, um, that is good.

[–] viking 2 points 1 day ago

Hah yeah he could definitely bring that across.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Turning your PRC-77 into a PRC-6-7.

I'm not sorry.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The M67 grenade already existed. And could be yeeted.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You right dawg. Man the first time I chucked a dummy version in basic, I thought my ass was gonna beer pong that shit. For those who don't know or haven't had the pleasure, they are baseball sized but dense af. It did not go far at all and I legit thought DS was brain me. Ahhhh, memories.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Son, only latrine duty will offer you some small measure of respite from the PT I'm about to put you through."

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, while I have no idea what that means, I do believe so.