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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago

Explanation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dietrich_von_H%C3%BClsen-Haeseler

On 14 November 1908, Dietrich Graf von Hülsen-Haeseler died of a heart attack while on a hunting trip in honor of the Kaiser. The hunting party was staying at Donaueschingen Castle in Donaueschingen, Baden; the Black Forest country estate of Prince Max von Fürstenberg. During a formal evening function, von Hülsen-Haeseler appeared dressed in the pink tutu and rose wreath of a ballerina, dancing for the Kaiser and his assembled guests.[1] The performance included pirouettes, jumps, capers and flirtatious kisses to the audience.[2] Apparently exhausted by his exertions, the general bowed, collapsed and was pronounced dead after hasty medical attention.[3][4] The circumstances were covered up by the officer corps so as not to further inflame public pressure over the homosexually themed Harden–Eulenburg affair. Ironically, it was von Hülsen-Haeseler who had organized the cover-up of that scandal.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I initially thought you meant cabinet as in cupboard, gay furniture?

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Accusing a cupboard of homosexuality is some Disco Elysium energy

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

THE KETTLE IS A F--KING LESBIAN

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Stress from having to hide, along with the excitement of finally getting to be the real you for a night. 😔

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Damn, you're making me feel sad for an old Prussian aristocrat