Crawford has coin if you have wares
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2025
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True. But Crawford only accepts the highest quality wares.
People have robbed Crawford before. For some reason, none of them survived! ๐๐ช
His coat is like tenfloof shields.
You're 10 ply bud
Tell your mom to quit liking swim trunks pictures on shirebook.
Your mom carved her sidgle on my bedframe, now what am I going to tell Marry's mom when she comes over?
She will very much like becoming a sidgle!
Thank you.
I wish there was an active PhotoshooBattles community on lemmy.
Be the change you want to see. It only takes one person being active to get a community going and hopefully people will follow. I'd be down for some photoshop (gnu image manipulation) battles so if you do start one let me know.
I would be willing to engage and comment, but I am far from a content creator. I don't have any Photoshop programs or experience. Hell, I don't even own a PC. Just a company work laptop.
This would be the extent of my skills:
Choose the coin over petting me - I dare you! ๐ผ
Either way, you'll pay ๐น๐๐ช
By proceeding, you have chosen death. Fortunately you now have another choice to make: to be murdered by teefs ๐ฆท, or clerws ๐พ.
Does he have any requirements the recipients must fullfil?
Crawford knows the capital of Assyria because Crawford is smart kitty ๐น
That's the best way to get maximum coin! ๐ป๐น๐ซ๐ช
I really wish they showed Worf becoming a total Cat Dad- with his quarters decked out in cat runs, Worf getting all Steve Irwin watching Spot hunt ("What a maginficent hunter!")... all the cat toys. Trips to the holodeck to get outside... maybe even setting up those holographic table thingies for mice and things.
like you know Spot had Worf wrapped around his paw.
Alexander - "Father, help!"
Worf - "Quiet, boy! Spot is about to pounce upon his prey. Qapla'!"
Bring it on.
If you need to ask, you don't meet the requirements!
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Khajiit had wares, all sold out.
If you abuse that cat half as bad as you abuse emoji, Iโm calling the ASPCA immediately
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So sweet! A better type of candy does exist though.
Chocolate covered kitty nose? ๐ป๐น๐บ๐พ๐ซ
xD
I want to brush those knotts out of your cats fur. Such a pretty kitty, but so many small knotts.
Very few stylists who tried to style Crawford has survived. ๐๐ชฎ๐ช
I imagine it went something a little like...
