Are there violins made with bootstraps?
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No, but the bow used to play it is - which is why it doubles as a punishment strap.
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i voted trump to own the libs
You did this libs. Be less rabidly shit and this won't happen.¹
¹also, dont help trump in the 2016 primary so youll 'have an easy win' treat the entire election like you're fucking entitled and then end democracy because you were too busy having brunch then blame everyone you should have spent your time pandering to but didnt because 'the other guy is worse'.
¹not building all the institutions of oppression suppressing the left and letting the wealthy funders of fascism run wild would also have been helpful. Please never do that again. I mean, I'm going to die in the camps³, so it won't be my problem for long, but fuck you. You did this. This is all your fault.
³maybe one of the ones built under biden or Obama, maybe one of the ones built during trump1 and not dismantled under biden, but who knows? Maybe I'll get one of the shiny new ones!