Lord Of The Rings Memes

Most people just call them the Supreme Court

And in the days of Telemnar, the third and twentieth of the line of Meneldil, a plague came upon dark winds out of the east, and it smote the King and his children, and many of the people of Gondor perished. Then the forts on the borders of Mordor were deserted, and Minas Ithil was emptied of its people; and evil entered again into the Black Land secretly, and the ashes of Gorgoroth were stirred as by a cold wind, for dark shapes gathered there. It is said that these were indeed the Úlairi, whom Sauron called the Nazgûl, the Nine Ancient Fucks that had long remained hidden, but returned now to prepare the ways of their Master, for he had begun to grow again.

I mean, if you think about it objectively, isn't it really just that they're coming on Sauron's behalf to reclaim something that was stolen (or at least found by someone else and never returned) from him?

Really, this is the hobbits' fault.

You mean world leaders?

Six of the nine, mostly.

Imagine being one of them: I had an important piece in the LOTR films!

Yeah! What role did you have?

:-/