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Roleplay is serious business (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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[–] CubitOom 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mate, that is clearly an emu.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 2 days ago

Ostrich.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

DM: Delmorri, what do you want to do?

Delmorri: hissing noises

DM: For the love of god, Delmorri. Can you drop character for one second to explain your actions in English please?

Delmorri: pokes the Naga player and hisses some more

Naga player: sigh. He says he wants to seduce the bar wench.

DM: deep breath. Okay... roll with disadvantage.

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well let's just be grateful that he put up his hand

[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Perhaps it was clearly stated that the snake had 2 eyes?

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

Yea, there is alcohol involved here.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Roleplay issss ssssserioussss busssssinesssssssss...

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

This is hilarious xD

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

El Black Mamba!

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Lad's about to go on a shopping adventure for breakfast peans

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you were roleplaying an Indian would you start bobbing your head too? This is just ophidiophoboia.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The bare, rather worn wall and the full laundry basket also show where the focus lies ... on the important things in life!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Correction, that is a laundry tub

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Me as the druid right before the wildshape: honey you need a cuddle