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What an odd thing to say...

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 3 days ago

They already killed a much loved bodega cat, to some outrage, though in reality probably acceptance that the loss of bodega cats is the necessary price of progress. Maybe they can replace the cats with AI or something?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

Sounds like she's volunteering.

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