"Get your hand off my penis!
"This is the bloke who got me on the penis before."
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"
Ah, I see you know your judo well
Heavily sedated? Since they still have their limbs
Must be. Although footage of people attempting to manhandle a polar bear sans sedation would be amusing