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TranscriptionA post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago

Nope two bean. Coffe "beans" are seeds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee_bean

[–] blave@lemmy.world 86 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?

Edit: I feel stupid

[–] Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] blave@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 days ago

Don't, many latte's are without coffee. Chai latte, matcha latta, usually don't contain coffee. I was confused too

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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If it makes you feel better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tbf, if you ask this in an Italian bar you'll get vanilla flavored milk with soy milk, and a puzzled look from the barista

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago
[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Coffee beans

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[–] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Mm, luckily "vanilla beans" aren't actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don't you?

[–] ezterry@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Coffee is also not a been.. So it's just soy been broth with coffee and vanilla.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Make it a mocha latte

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Peanut butter is just refried beans.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involves cooking them a second time.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Hot bean water 🤤

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I thought technically its only tea if it comes from a tea plant (otherwise its just a different hot water extract) but people will call everything prepared the same way (tea kettle and some kind of filter) a "tea" similar to how some people will call any kind of cola a "coke"

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Isn't vanilla an orchid?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Plant bits with water filtered through it. An infusion.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 10 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Here to debate how Vanilla became a bean..

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago (9 children)
[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lol, that was a quick debate.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

the only things that aren't jokes to me are racism and the dutch

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago

that's like 300 dollars worth of vanilla these days D=

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[–] deepfriedchril@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (5 children)

How does coffee become a bean? Sure we call it that but the coffee fruit is called a cherry and the "bean" is the pit.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Asking the questions we want answered..

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[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm ready. Let's talk about it.

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I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.

[–] TWeaK@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

More like a wet three bean salad.

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