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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"This looks like it could be the best idea I've ever had!"

"Must I remind you that you had the idea prior to putting your squishy brainmeats into the murder-machine?"

"I don't see what your point is."

"Exactly."

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Oh no, Instant IQ is bugged so while it is instant, it's just a fractional amount due to a decimal place error.

They should've used Von Neumann's Own - Self-Replicating IQ. For the highest IQs and the lowest effort, trust Von Neumann's Own.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

fucking thing ran out of neurotransmitter toner again