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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 231 points 4 days ago (36 children)

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 47 points 4 days ago (15 children)

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?

[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

no non-pokémon animals

the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well historically, in Canon humans in pokémon were able to interbreed. There are pokémon in humans in the same a group and humans used to marry pokémon.

Considering there are countless numbers of Pokemon that exhibit human-like intelligence, the ability to communicate in various languages and have full self-realization...

It's more a matter of does the pokémon in question fit said description of being a human equivalent intelligent and self-actualized creature versus the dumber or more feral ones.

Cuz realistically so long as the pokémon is of the intelligent variety that can communicate then it doesn't really matter. There's some weird biology going on but frankly that's not really a problem. Cuz in all realistic aspects you're just looking at extreme dimorphosism more than you are bestiality or something.

Like realistically no one's going to be out here trying to argue that Mewtwo would not be able to give consent. Understand exactly what's happening and is just as human as anyone else despite the body plan.

It's also safe to say that no one's going to be out here trying to realistically argue that of a porion is any more intelligent or aware than your average canine volpine or feline.

Point is Mewtwo is okay. They pass the harkness test. Vaporeon is not okay. They do not pass the harkness test.

Do not the fish cat fox dog.

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[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know, I haven't seen it from that side yet, but people that talk about fucking a vaporeon actually want to fuck thei eevee. It's even more disturbing, since an eevee looks like a small cute dog. It's got the same energy as rape.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Fennec fox! And yeah, eww. Instead of just fucking Ash's dad like normal people.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don’t know the context, but I understand people on the internet enough to get the gist.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

You don't know the context? Buddy, are you ever so blesed!

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hi. 47 year old human here.

What?

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sigh. Vaporeon had someone all hot and bothered and they posted a lengthy diatribe on why and it became a meme.

ETA: The pokemon in the picture, Eevee, turns into Vaporeon with the help of a water stone.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You know, I had managed to completely forget about that. To the extent that this little comic was meaningless to me. So I came to the comments for explanation. And now my life is full of regret because my memory has been thoroughly jogged. 😑

[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVvCrl5j-A

This is how I found out about the lore. I shall pass this on to you too.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

May I please un-ask my question? Thanks, I hate it.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Thanks to your sacrifice, I now know that I shouldn't click on these links.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

Is this what the filibuster is about?

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

According to ingame text (some altered in localization) from Gen 1 there is a history of human-pokemon marriage.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

I don’t get it

Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 101 points 4 days ago

Don't research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I still don't get it, has vaporeon been sexualised recently ?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

Run now. Just leave this place and don't look back

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'll be the sacrifice to give an answer.

Sorry

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

Was expecting something more...human-like after that. This falls well within the bounds of bestiality.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

oh don't worry, they get creative with it.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 days ago

It's better that way.

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 72 points 4 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

This is the correct answer and you'll be happier for it.

Oh is eggroller not doing FFXIV stuff now?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.

Do not defile innocent critters! 😭

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 99 points 4 days ago (3 children)

But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?

For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 98 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The sequel is about Flareon. And it's as wholesome as the original is lewd.

The sequel goes into great detail how warm fuzzy cuddly and lovable Flareon is. And how if you hug it, it would be like hugging a warm cloud.

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