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[–] oculi@anarchist.nexus 12 points 5 days ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

You bring up a good point. We breed fruit and veg for simpler shipping and higher yield with lower excess scrap. The overwhelming majority of the corn cob, volume-wise, is its core. That we have yet to craft flat corn disks is not just an economic opportunity missed, it’s a moral failing.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

I don't think that's the point OP was bringing up but that makes your comment even more fitting in this community

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

why not just grow giant single corn kernels at that point

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

I’m pretty sure you’d kill thousands with gigakernels. The sheer excitement upon seeing it would topple religions. We’re not ready

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

“Assume a spherical corn at sea level…”

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)