Schadenfreude and kill bind

Some jacked up 8-8 monster comes around the corner as i, a poor 1-2 Aegis soldier am demanded to sacrifice my self to the beast, so my Commander can go another round.

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

O man I'd be stuck in call of duty, would die repetatively... Guess I shoulda played that porn game they keep advertizing on pornhub

I go hunting in Australia. Sounds like a good time.

I need to find a hat, backpack, and some shoes so I can hopefully survive fighting a genetically engendered duck with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the grim reaper, and a noodle bowl..

Dying geeting sniped from a bush while trying to not get poisoned by a swarm of zombie bees (Hunt: Showdown).

Well, the base is on an island with fairly good turret protection from the biters, but I dont know anything about engineering, so Id probably shut down the factory except for the bullet farm, make a comfy nest in the wreck of the ship, and go fishing.

I've been wasting time with Noita and BG3 as of late. I played Noita before leaving for work today, so the most likely thing to happen is I set myself on fire.

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

Digimon cyber sleuth. I guess it really depends in what position I would be in in the world but overall it seems like a jackpot. I get to capture and battle with digimons and there's an actual virtual reality world to travel to. Sweet.

Will I remain as the same I am in the real world person or do get to choose who I become. Because if I remain a normal human, I am pretty much fucked in the 40k universe

I summon my black stallion, some old ruins nearby begin to move.

Destiny? Assuming I'm in the Last City, things MIGHT be OK. If I'm not, assuming the season is the current timeline, there's a short amount of time before the Shadow Legion captures me, some hangers-on from House Dusk kill me, the Red Legion (what's left of it) kills me, or the Witness ends reality as we know it.

I would be blown to bits by a black scottish cyclops and then get buried in a soup can

¡El Presidente!

I die. Then I wake up in my fancy coffin again just to die again a bit later. But at least I have a nice house and some servants.

I'd be attacked by a scholar and cleric at night and have my stuff/information taken. People around me won't even be aware of what's happening despite being pummeled an elemental barrage. I will be relatively unscathed though.

Octopath Traveler 2.

I probably get killed by a robot dinosaur.

I get turned into a zombie, or get stomped by a giant, or just stabbed, or get burned alive by a friend.

I'm suddenly in a dilapidated home that needs remodeling and cleaning. But not fancy clean because I need to sell it to preppers.

I need to summon the elector counts

I dont want to admit how fucked I am, but I almost wish Rimworld was the last game I played now

An Anomaly storm is about to vaporize me or turn me into a god. Odds aren't looking great.

I'm a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn't all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?

I go to Memphis

I’ll die…respawn…die…respawn…..I’m not the greatest at pvp it seems.