I’m asexual IRL and can confirm arcane knowledge is irresistible. You can often find me reading dusty old tomes from the past. The dustier the better.
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Is this how the first warlock was made
Sure, that's a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you've never known. Imagine you've been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else's finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else's warm, living fingers.
'We call this creature The Dentisubus.'
Not a succudigitus?
succubus are female. if you're saying "he", that's an incubus
Eh. Depends on the setting. They are usually shapechangers anyways which makes most labels iffy anyways.
According to the forgotten realms wiki:
In fact, with their shapechanging powers, incubi and succubi could both change their sex with ease, though most had a preference for one or the other.
I would therefore say that (at least in the forgotten realms) if this instance of fiend prefers he/him pronouns but is presenting femme or they consider themself a succubus and prefer being feminine but are currently presenting masculine the combination of pronouns he/him and label succubus seem perfectly normal.
Yeah but what really happened was OP fucked up and we're politely covering for them.
While that is traditionally correct, I prefer to think of succubus, incubus, and concubus as relating to whether they top. My demons are very progressive.
But what sort of demon is the power bottom
Twinkubus
A popular one.
Boncubus.
Your moms an succubus
It started out as a succubus, but it defeated the rest of your party and turned into an incubus.
Reminds me of this Oglaf strip (NSFW, of course - it's Oglaf).
Sign me up twice. Maybe they can share their arcane knowledge too.
Unlimited garlic bread.
Conjure garlic bread
There's an epic tale of adventure to be had and a plane of existance that needs saving... but fuckit, look at all this garlic bread!
Still the best D&D Beyond has to offer.
"an succubus"
Reads like they wrote incubus and then panic swapped it to succubus
Succubi are female. You're looking for an incubus. Also succubi are dominant while incubi are submissive.
Where's the second part from?
Tumblr
I think the succubus knows their name, smh colonizers
Sounds like something Raphael from BG3 might do.
Im all for tropes where the 'desire' branches beyond the most base of drives. (Sex and wealth).
I feel like there's a really great example from a video game that's escaping me right now. It wasn't Dragon Age, because Origins and 2 definitely leaned on the sex angle. And I don't recall Inquisition's 'choice spirit' to be particularly memorable.
Remind me that larp when my character ended-up being an Eunuch. Use it as a resistance against a mass orgasm spel, that was a hilarious moment, and didn't changed much the outcome
Sounds like an... interesting session
an incubus finds an asexual person. the incubus asks "would you rather: unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games"
the person is killed by the incubus for not understanding the question
Guess I'm dead too
rip
Also should be a succubus. Not an.
Congratulations, you found a typo. Now what? Are you going to fine OP for it?
Yes
If there's also chicken wings on the table... My body is ready