Man I wish the McDonald’s goth baddie would degrade me.
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Goth Baddie: Let me guess. 20 McNuggets again?
going out of my way to be as disrespectful as possible so she spits in my food
I have a cashapp and can dress up to degrade you in a McDonald's hat.
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Goth baddie: flips you off for no particular reason
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She's hitting on you.
They're practically married with 3 kids at this point
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Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.
Can confirm. Sometimes I'll order one, only for them to go check and come back to say "Oh, I guess we don't actually have any."
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Its kinda crazy because in reality its by far the cheapest, but lobbyist groups have pushed so fucking hard for meat that often meat options are cheaper, due to insane inertia and gargantuan subsidies.
Its not even limited to one country.
Looks like she's flirting
Meet cute?
No, he’s vegetarian
Stop going to your local multinational corporation for cardboard “food”.
Okay, but then where am I going to meet a 10/10 Goth Baddie who flirts with me when I order?
Well you are insufferable.
Not wrong, just insufferable.
i have food allergies. when i'm traveling, sometimes the local multinational corporation is the only place i can get reliably safe food and we're not really willing to drive all over a new town trying to find a safe food truck in the middle of a road trip. consistency across the chain is a valuable selling point. but yeah, i agree with you in general.
For me it's a guilty pleasure. I don't go often but I know exactly what I'm getting when I do. It's fairly consistent.
What's not consistent is the pricing. Holy shit they've gotten expensive. Nice local places can be cheaper nowadays... If you're local enough to know where to look.
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Costco, whole pizzaa take 20 minutes or so, I order then go shopping
COSTCO: "Order 221"
me: "do you have 175, it's pi......."
COSTCO: "Order 221,222"
me: "do you have 17......."
COSTCO: "Order 222"
I'm not mad, they're super busy and desperately need to get orders off the counter, but they could at least circle back to me after 221 picked up their order.
I've started ordering a cookie now when i'm done shopping, they make eye contact with me to give me the cookie and I ask them for the pie(s)
Hey look, it's my favorite font!
You can really tell by the V in "Veggie Burger".
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It's true, any time you have been slightly inconvenienced in life it was not mere coincidence but rather the targeted action of malicious wage workers against you specifically because they're definitely that invested in your life.
The only way to take your revenge is to quit your job and take employment at a minimum wage service restaurant, in an effort to revisit the sleight against all those that have offended you.
Anyone who does not start working minimum wage service work in this manner is merely faking their outrage for attention.
There is a sign at Portillo's (Midwestern hot dog chain) that says something along the lines of, "your number is just an identifier and might not be called in order."
Presumably that's because they give out food in whatever order they're finished, so 224 is going to go out before 221, 222, and 223 if it's just, like, a cookie and the others are all full meals for families of four.
I'll have a borger and a large cock
I want everybody to know that in fast food you are not entitled to a place in line. If you are not physically stuck in the drive-thru line then there's no real reason to get your food out in exact order. You get your food when it is the most convenient to push out as fast as possible. Sometimes that means somebody ordered before you ordered a way easier meal gets their food first.
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I fail to understand the humour here.
Is there some context required?
Have you ever waited in line for an order, with a ticket, and it seemed like you got skipped? I assume that was a coincidence, and probably your order just took a little longer, or the ticket numbers aren't in order anyway. This comic jokes that it's intentional to spite you.
And it happens in a particular high frequency to people that ask for unpopular items, like the veggie burger there.
Or the people that ask for unsalted fries so they’re fresh. The people know exactly why you ask, sometimes they get upset with the extra work so they let them cool off anyways.
Which is one of many reasons why I won’t go for fast food anymore.
I’m on a low sodium diet, and have been all of my life because high blood pressure runs in the family. (I started blood pressure meds at 17 despite being an athlete with a great diet)
I used to swing by after work 2 days a week and get fries on my way home, a treat after the 12 hour days (2 days a week were 12 hrs due to how the workflow had to be).
Eventually they started being cold, and like.. they aren’t any good cold.. haven’t bought fast food in decades as a result, even as a treat, or when on a road trip. If my health is such a problem that you’ll punish me for asking for what I need in order to spend my money with you, you aren’t getting my money ever again.
I get it, they aren’t paid enough to give a fuck and do “extra” work, and I don’t blame the workers. That’s why I didn’t complain about cold food to management, I just stopped spending money there.
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The extra pickle takes time
Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock
Wat bout BEPIS tho?
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So basically a goth version of Max when she sees hipsters
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